The UW/WSU rivalry game is literally called The Apple Cup you heathens.
And New York is literally called “The Big Apple.” Try again.
We produce 60-70% of all commercial USA apples. There isn’t a better climate to grow them in the entire country.
I’m sorry your California apples suck, but come up here and have some.
Is there a person on this planet that doesn’t know Honeycrisps are where it’s at? Just meet in the middle in Minnesota.
I’ll Stick To My Sleep Schedule Even On Weekends: My Life As A Lie. The Mardallie Story.
I had to google DAR.
Yeah. Me too. Daughters of the American Revolution. Just think…Emily Gilmore.
According to my cousin who did our family’s genealogy I could join the DAR, but I don’t really give a shit, you know?
Tonight’s dinner involved steak, roasted potatoes, and homemade bernaise sauce.
The steak was perfect and rare, but I could eat potatoes with bernaise for the rest of my life.