The UW/WSU rivalry game is literally called The Apple Cup you heathens.

And New York is literally called “The Big Apple.” Try again.

We produce 60-70% of all commercial USA apples. There isn’t a better climate to grow them in the entire country.

I’m sorry your California apples suck, but come up here and have some.

Is there a person on this planet that doesn’t know Honeycrisps are where it’s at? Just meet in the middle in Minnesota.